Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Sardar and Other Jokes

Prince Charles & Sardarji were having dinner.Prince said, "Pass the wine you divine".Sardar thinks "how poetic"Sardar says, "pass the custard you bastard".
***********************************************

Sardar at bar in New York .Man on his right says "Johny Walker single"Man on his left says "Peter Scotch single"Sardar says - "Baljith Singh Married"
***********************************************
Boss : am giving u job as a driver. STARTING salary Rs.2000/-, is it o.kSardar : U R great sir! Starting salary is o.k.......but??how much is DRIVING salary...?***********************************************
Sardar's theory : Moon is more impt than Sun, coz it gives light atnight when light is needed & Sun gives light during the day when lightis not needed!!!***********************************************
2 sardars are driving a Car, one puts on the indicator and asks theother to check whether its working, he puts his head out and saysYES...NO...YES...NO...YES...NO...
***********************************************

Sardar shouting 2 his girl friend " u said v will do register marriageand cheated me, I was waiting 4 u yesterday whole day in the postoffice...
***********************************************
A Tamilian call up sardar and asks " tamil therima??"Sardar got mad, angrily replied.... "Hindi tera baap!!!"
***********************************************
2 sardarjis looking at Egyptian mummy.Sar 1 : Look so many bandages, pakka lorry accident case.Sar 2 : Aaho, lorry number is also written...BC 1760!!!..
***********************************************
A sardar on an interview 4 da post detective.Interviewer : who killed Gandhi?Sardar : Thank u sir 4 giving me d job, I will start investigating.......
***********************************************
A sardar for an exam had studied only one essay 'FRIEND', but in theexam the essay which came was 'FATHER' . he replaced friend with fatherin the essay and it read:

AM A VERY FATHERLY PERSON, I HAVE LOTS OF FATHERS,SOME OF MY FATHERS ARE MALE AND SOME ARE FEMALE. MY TRUEFATHER IS MY NEIGHBOUR.
***********************************************
Interviewar: what s ur qualification?Sardarji : Sir I am Ph.d.Interviewar : what do u mean by Ph.d?Sardarji : (smiling) PASSED HIGHSCHOOL with DIFFICULTY....
***********************************************
Amitab : In which state Cauvery flows?Sardar : liquid state.....Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS.......
***********************************************
Teacher : Give an example of complete bussiness failure due to negligence??
Sardar Student : A Pregnant Prostitute.......
***********************************************

1 Comments:

Blogger workhard said...

Sardar jokes will always pep ypu up.. LOL!!!!!!!


Work from home India

December 21, 2009 at 11:22 PM  

Post a Comment

Subscribe to Post Comments [Atom]

<< Home